Patent Pending – Douchebag (Guitar)

A                    D
Hey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us

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You drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus

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There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me

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But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be 

                        D                     
A fake, your parents' greatest mistake

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You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take

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But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes

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And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose

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Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got

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Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot

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Of your high school where you graduated six years ago

D            E  (hold)         
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag

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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

A                                 D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

A                        D
Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick

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I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic

             A                         D
You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos

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At the beer pong table where you never lose

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Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got

  D                E            A                F#m
Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot

D             E              A                 F#m
Of your high school where you graduated six years ago

D            E (hold)              
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag

A                                 D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

E                                 F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

A                                 D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

E                                 F#m
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

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There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo

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Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you

          A                          F#m
Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym

          D                     E
In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko

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Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot

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Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot)

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Drinking Jose all day party in here

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You drink mad beers

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Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce

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The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you

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It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago

D               E (hold)              
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag

A                                 D
(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

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(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

A
Dude! (Dude!)

F#m          D
I'm not your bro

A
Dude! (Dude!)

F#m           D
I'm not your bro-o-o-o

A
Dude! (Dude!)

F#m           D
I'm not your bro

A
Dude! (Dude!)

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I'm not your bro-o-o-o