Pat Green – If I Was The Devil (Guitar)

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I'd hang out in Blue Eye, Missouri

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Where the water and the mountain collide

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I'd scare all the little children

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And rumble around beneath the beds

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Tell them all kind of stories

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You can't help but get them stuck in their heads

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Then I'd take out some of your livestock

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You can blame it on the beast of the night

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But you know it was me

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Same as you know wrong and right

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If I was the devil

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I'd go and find your preacher man

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Crusty and white hair

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I'd tell him that hell is on the way

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Scare him right out of his skin

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See the brimstone in his eyes

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Then a band of fat white deacons would take him far away

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That would be just fine with me

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If I was the devil

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If I was the devil

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I'd gather up all your dreams

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And drop them to the bottom of a black lagoon

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I'd steal away all your patience and steal away all your pride

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Leave you with nothing but uncontrollable fear

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And then I'd reveal my masterpiece

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As I dance around with the night

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Down in Blue Eye, Missouri

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Where the water and the mountain collide