Parry Gripp – Hailing Taquitos (Guitar)

Em   C
    (What is that up in the sky?)

G    D
         (Owww!)

Em
Hailing taquitos

     C
It’s hailing taquitos

G
At the park, over the yard

D
Put on your bike helmet ’cause they’re coming down hard

Em
Hailing taquitos

     C
It’s hailing taquitos

G
Guacamole, sour cream

D
Is it nightmare or is it a

Em
dream? (Is it a dream?)

        C
They’re crunchy and they’re

G
fried (so fried)

            D
And they’re falling from the sky

          Em
(from the sky)

    C
You might want to stay in

  G
Inside (Lookout!)

D
(Owww, my eye!)

Em
(News flash! Important information)

C
(Taquito’s coming down all over nation)

G
(Portland, Denver, Austin, Poughkeepsie)

Em
Hailing taquitos

     C
It’s hailing taquitos

G
Run for cover, don’t be slow

        D
There’s beef, and chicken, and potato

Em
Hailing taquitos

     C
It’s hailing taquitos

G
Corn tortillas rolled up tight

D
Coming down fast with no end in

Em
sight (no end in sight)

        C
They’re greasy and they’re

G
hot (so hot)

          D
They keep falling from the sky

              Em
(they keep on falling) They’re kind of

C
pointy so they hurt a

G
Lot (Dude, watch out!)

D
(Oww, my other eye! Oh, why?!?!)

Em   C            G                              D
         (What is that?) (It’s the Tacobot Three Thousand!)

                     Em                      C
(He’s shooting the taquitos with his taco ray)

                                G                      D
(And turning them into harmless tacos) (We’re saved!) (Hooray!) (It’s a miracle)

Em
Hailing taquitos

     C
It’s hailing taquitos

G
(beef, chicken,)

D
(potato, cheese)

Em
Hailing taquitos

     C
It’s hailing taquitos

G
(beef, chicken,)

D
(potato, cheese)

Em                         C
(Once again, thanks to the Tacobot 3000,)

   G                    D         N.C.                       Em
(humanity was saved. Or was it?) (Owww, my first eye again!)