Parokya ni Edgar – Picha Pie (Ukulele)

Am                                    Dm
At first I was afraid to eat a picha pie

G
Kept thinking this is not good

C
This is a picha pie

F
And so I spent so many nights

Bm
Just eating my tortang talong

Em
And I grew strong because of my tortang talong

Am                              Dm
Biglang may box from outer space

G
Nakita ko sabay kinuha koyung

C
Box from outer space

F
Binuksan ko at nasindak

Bm
May pichapie sobrang laki

Em
Tinikman ko within five seconds, naubos ko parang mani

Am                Dm
Ngayon ako ay ganito

G
Kung di ka picha hat o sheykis

C
You're not welcome anymore

F
Ngayon sa aking picha pie

Bm 
Ayoko nang mahiwalay

Em
Para sayo, handa akong mag pakamatay

     Am            Dm
Co'z now I love my picha pie, yeah!

G                           C
As long as I eat picha pie I know I'll be alive

       F                    Bm
I want all my garlic beef, peperoni, double cheese

      Em               Em            Am Dm G C F Bm Em
Ang picha pie... o picha pie... penge!

Am                                   Dm
You took all the cash I have, naubos nang lahat

G                                       C
Gusto ko pa ng picha pie ngunit ang pera'y di sapat

         F                              Bm
And I spent so many nights just feeling sorry for my self

            Em
It made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie?

Am               Dm
Ngayon ako ay nagipit!

G                                C
Hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisip

       F                              Bm
Medyo mahal ang picha pie you can't expect it to be free

                 Em
That's why I'm saving all my money para mayroong pambili

Am                Dm
Ngayon ako ay ganito

G
Kung di ka picha hat o sheykis

C
You're not welcome anymore

F
Ngayon sa aking picha pie

Bm 
Ayoko nang mahiwalay

Em
Para sayo, handa akong mag pakamatay