Panic! At the Disco – The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage (Ukulele)

F#m                   A
 Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time

      D                  E                         F#m
Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me

                     A
Good, good now we're making some progress

       D                E                        F#m
Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat

          A   D                     E                        F#m
And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well

           A   D                       E                   F#m (Bass plays...)
Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?

E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

          D                  A               E
Oh, we're still so young but desperate for attention

 D         E      F#m
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

          D               A               E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

 D         E      F#m
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

    F#m              A
Applause, applause, no wait wait

     D                        E
Dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make:

   F#m                               A
It seems the artists these days are not who you think

         D                       E             F#m
So we'll pick back up on that on another page

          A   D                     E                        F#m
And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well

           A   D                      E                   F#m
Don't you see, I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue

E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

          D               A               E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

 D         E      F#m
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

          D               A               E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

 D         E      F#m
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

F#m                  (D)         (E)
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen

F#m                  (A)         (E)
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen

F#m                  (D)         (E)
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen

F#m                   E
Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up

E                        F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

          D               A               E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

 D         E       F#m
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

E                         F#m
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen

          D               A               E
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention

 D        E  E (let ring)
I aim to be, your eyes 

F#m
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