Panic! At the Disco – I Write Sins Not Tragedies (Ukulele)

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**Verse 1**

Am
Oh,

Well imagine, As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,

      F 
And I can't help but to hear, 

                        Dm
No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:

Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter,

      F                                            Dm 
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore."

**Chorus**

Am    
I chime in with a

F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"

              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

                G
With a sense of poise and rationality.

Am        F
I chime in, 

                         Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"

              F                    Dm     
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

G              
With a sense of...

**Verse 2**

Am
Well in fact,

Well I'll look at it this way,

                                   F
I mean technically our marriage is saved

                      Dm
Well this calls for a toast

So, pour the champagne

Am
Oh! Well in fact,

Well I'll look at it this way,

                                   F
I mean technically our marriage is saved

Well this calls for a toast,

    Dm
So, pour the champagne, pour the champagne

**Instrumental** (strum once) Am..Am F..Dm G..Am F

Am
I chime in with a

F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"

              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

                G
With a sense of poise and rationality.

Am
I chime in, 

F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"

              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

G 
With a sense of

**Bridge**

Am    F   Dm       G   Am F Dm G
Poise and rationality

Am F Dm G (x2)
Again...

**Chorus**

Am 
I chime in,

F                        Dm       G                 Am 
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"

              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

G (strum once) With a sense of poise and rationality.

Am
I chime in,

F                        Dm       G                 Am
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door!"

              F                    Dm
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of **Bridge**

Am    F   Dm       G   Am F Dm G
Poise and rationality

Am F Dm G (x2)
Again...