Panic! At the Disco – I Constantly Thank God For Esteban (Ukulele)

   Am                        E
Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction

Am
Forgive our sins

                   F 
Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons.

 Am                                E
'Cause I am a new wave gospel sharp, and you'll be thy witness

 Am                                 F                                   G
So gentlemen, if you're gonna preach, for God sakes preach with conviction!

G               Am
Strike up the band! 

Am
Whoa-oh, the conductor is begging me

E
Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it

F                                                     G
No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move.

G               Am
Strike up the band!

Am   
Whoa-oh, the conductor is begging me

E
Come congregation, let's sing it like you mean it

F                                                     G
No. Don't you get it, don't you get it? Now don't you move.

E
Just stay where I can see you. 

          Am            F
Douse the lights!

F                    E    Am
We sure are in for a show tonight