One Direction – The Haylor Song Trouble Parody (Ukulele)

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This song is from Ashley, but they don't have her in ultimate guitar so I just do Bm can also be Em Intro- C

C  
once upon a time, once albums were debuted

F
Haylor was concieved, we panicked and we knew

Am                              F
She’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, she’d hurt him, him, him, him, him.

C
at first we didn’t care, we figured she’d back off

     F
she’d always got around, we thought she’d take a walk.

    Am                 F                        C
and desert him, desert him, desert him, him, him, him, him.

F                 Am
But she’s still here, in the city.

           F              -stop
now we realize, and we can agree.

CHORUS: (*one strum)

       Am*             F*                        F*
We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.

    C        F      Am
how could we allow

           F*                 F*
Taylor to get him with her fake smiles

      C      F
it seems he’s her’s now.

Am              F                        F
We knew she was trouble when she got Styles

  C        F   Am
so shame on us now

           F                   F
this fandom’s gettin’ kind of hostile

        C -mute                Am
she’s gonna throw him in her “ex boy” pile.

Hook:

Am  F   F            C        F      Am 
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Am  F   F            C        F
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Verse 2:

C
now harry’s got it bad, they’re walking in times square

   F
the fans can see it all, he doesn’t even care.

       Am                                F 
he’s blinded, he’s blinded, he’s blinded-ed-ed-ed-ed.

     C
We heard they’re “so in love” from whispers on the street

  F
but all she really wants, is a track for her cd

    Am                    F                C
i hope he sees, i hope he sees, i hope he see see see see sees.

        F                 Am
She’s so anal, a control freak

            F                      F -once
when he’ll realize, he’ll dump her next week.

CHORUS: (*one strum)

       Am*             F*                        F*
We knew she was trouble when snagged Styles.

      C      F
it seems he’s her’s now.

           F*                 F*
Taylor to get him with her fake smiles

    C        F      Am
how could we allow

           F                   F
this fandom’s gettin’ kind of hostile

        C -mute                Am
she’s gonna throw him in her “ex boy” pile.

Hook:

Am  F   F            C        F      Am 
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Am  F   F            C        F
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Bridge:

        Dm*                Am*
and the saddest fear, comes creeping in

         Dm*
that we’d be pissed off,

  F*               F*      F
if he loved anyone, or anything, yeah yeah yeah

CHORUS #2:

Am              F                        F
and now we’re gettin’ angry cause she snagged styles

   C        F      Am
my dashboard hates her

           F                   F
let’s just say this sh*t better be worthwhile

     C      F
cause if he dates her

        C -mute                Am
she’s gonna put harry through some tough trials

        C            F         Am
and write an album with his name on file

Am  F   F            C        F      Am 
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Am  F   F            C        F
Ahh  oh oh, trouble, trouble, trouble

Seriously f*ck this Haylor bulsh*t