Old 97's – Stoned (Guitar)

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Well, I must have been stoned when this whole thing started

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Cause I just can't seem to think straight anymore

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Can't figure out where I'm at

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Maybe Memphis, maybe Mexico

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I think you're swell, but I ain't gonna tell you so

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I think you're great, but it's late and I'd better go

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Hitchhiked to Rhome

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Take a Greyhound to Fredricksburg

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Well I'm flat-out broke, I've been smoking butts for days

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You say, "Maybe you can stay with me"

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I say, "Lady, that's a dangerous plan"

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You're quite a woman, but I don't wanna be your man

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You're quite a kisser, but listen close and understand

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Take a letter to God

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"Dear Sir, I'm dissatisfied

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Well it ain't Your fault they keep pouring salt on my heart"

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All's I need is a brief reprieve

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I keep leaving, I ain't gettin' nowhere

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Won't you linger, let me run my fingers through your hair?

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Won't you stay? I can play like I don't care

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I think you're dope, and I hope I'm making myself clear

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I think you're fly, and that's why I'm getting out of here

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Well, I must have been stoned

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Well, I must have been stoned