of Montreal – Tim I Wish You Were Born A Girl (Ukulele)

F                          Am
Tim wish you were born a girl

                          Bb
Wish you were born a girl

A                       Gm
So I could've been your boyfriend

C               Dm      Bb
I know it's not possible now

F            C             A             Gm
I just never met a girl I liked half as much as you

F                                      Am            Bb
And we could lay around in bed stay there all day

A                      Gm
Or at least until the afternoon

C                             Dm         Bb
And I could make you spaghetti with tomato sauce

F             C                  A                   Gm
With just a touch of oregano and a parsley stem

F                           Am                                     Bb
And then when you got sick I could take the day off work

A                               Gm                     C                  Dm
I could've made you chicken soup and we could watch soap operas

            Bb                     F              C
Oh Those TV dramas I could catch your cold

         A               Gm
And you could take care of me

Am                              F                            Bb
Mmmm if I could've met you at school or met you at work

Gm
It would've changed everything

C                              F            Bb
Those years of losing confusion and insecurity

Gm
They would've been shared

Am              Bb
They would've been easier oh-

F                           Am
Tim wish you were born a girl

Bb
Wish you were born a girl

A                        Gm
So I could've been your fiancee

C                                Dm                Bb
I'm not saying you can't be all these things for me

                      F                     C
But it's just not the same because you're a man

           F
And so am I