of Montreal – Advice From A Divorced Gentleman To His Bachelor Friend Considering Marriage (Guitar)
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Bb Adim D7 You should stay away from roses Gm F#dim Cm7 And be careful to avoid chocolate hearts Ebm D7 Cm Keep distant from romantic notions Cm7 F Cm7 F 'cause that's where love most often starts
Be sure to steer clear of diamonds
And mink coats are most certainly out too
For if she goes in for that kind of thing
She just might fall then what you will do
Fm7 G You know you've always been the sort Ebmaj7 Fm Who's truly only fond of the sport Ebm Bb7 And who would never be satisfied Ebm Bb7 Reclining in slippers by the fireside F# F#7 With a wife's constant nagging E A For things that you can't provide Abdim C#7 Who no longer bears resemblance F#m E To that soft spoken flower E7 D D/C# B7 You were so desperate to have for your bride Cm7 F Too much conversing with a woman Cm7 F Tends to dull a man's wit
Never be taken in by poets
Who claim that love if it's pure will never fade
Though love may last all right in a bibliotheque
In the real world, man, it's too easily unmade
So don't take your freedom for granted
Don't let curiosity take you for a ride
As years drag on when you wake up next to her
You'll wish that in your sleep you had died
You'll wish you had died
Cm7 F Gdim Bb