NOFX – Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car (Guitar Acoustic)

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And your car cost   more than my house

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Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years

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But your balloon cost the same as mine

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As you drive away, I laugh with my friends

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'Cause I just cost you your life

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And when they find your body slumped over the wheel

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I'll be in bed soundly asleep

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Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal

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Your coffin was carved out of a tree

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Your funeral was attended by thousands

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But your overdose was arranged by me

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As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends

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I just took out a man of God

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He is survived by seven kids and precious wife

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He died of unknown causes in his car