NOFX – Whats The Matter With The Kids Today (Ukulele)

A                  C              A          C
There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood

A             C        G
They always listen to Mom

A           C     A        C
They disregard civil disobedience

A              C             G
They'd rather do what they should

            F         C       G
They don't drink or fuck or fight

               F        C                  G
They all stay home and read, expand their minds

A                        C                   A       C
There's something wrong with the kids in my cul-de-sac

A          C           G
They're always going to church

A                  C              A          C
They dress well and they're speaking articulate

A           C           G
They show each other respect

F                          C                G
They're never late, don't smoke or break rules

F                             C               G
They all eat right, study hard and like school.

A        C          A        C       A         C                  G
There's something wrong with the kids in my neighborhood...