NOFX – Theres No Too Soon If Time Is Relative (Guitar Acoustic)

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// Hey guys! This is my first tab, I hope you enjoy! Please note some of these chords aren't accurate because I can't recognize them in the song Feel free to leave a comment and let me know what the actual Chord is so I can correct it! //////////////////////////////////////////////////// Artist: NOFX Song: There's No "Too Soon" If Time Is Relative Part of the Song: Whole Song Album: There's No "Too Soon" If Time Is Relatve Works best if played on an Electric Guitar [Intro] G [Verse]

G
I don't feel like movin'

Don't feel like talkin'

              C                            G   C   G
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today

G
I barely feel like rollin'

There's no way I'm rockin'

               C                                  G    C   G
I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey

[Chorus]

       D
When I saw him on TV

  Em
I thought he looked crazy

         C                        G
Then my friend told me that he's just really lazy

D                             Em                   C
So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time

                                     D
He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime

G [Verse]

G
I wanna be like Stephen

So I'm gonna walk uneven

C
And havin' trouble breathin'

             G     C    G
Hey, hey, hey

G
I'm gonna live by gravitational law

I'm gonna try to drink a cheeseburger through a straw

            C
And make my hand look more like a lobster claw

             G     C    G
Hey, hey, hey

[Chorus]

D                         Em
But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag

    C                            G
It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag

   D                           Em
I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag

            C
But then I learned the tail was a tube

                            D
'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag

G [Bridge]

    C          D
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen

G           G/F#         Em
You give me somethin' to believe in

            Am                     D
Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em

           C                 D          G
I think he might have melted in a wax museum

C              D
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen

          G             G/F#      Em
Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'?

   Am           D
Oh Stephen, oh Stephen

    C             D            G
You give us all a super creepy feelin'