NOFX – The Irrationality Of Rationality (Guitar)

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Frank, the new CEO had to answer to the board.

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The board was getting anxious, and the shareholders were

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On a bed, legs in air, ass-cheeks open wide

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They were about to get fucked like it was their first time.

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When one makes 20 million, ten thousand people lose.

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What keeps that one from swallowing a shotgun?

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Dan, the company man, felt loyalty to the corp.

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After 16 years of service, and a family to support

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He actually started to believe 

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The weaponry and chemicals were for national defense.

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'Cause Danny had a mortgage, and a boss to answer to.

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The guilty don't feel guilty, they learn not to.

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Helen is living in her car, trying to feed her kids.

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She got laid off at work, and her house was repossessed.

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It's hard to think clearly when it's 38 degrees.

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Desperate people have been known to render desperate deeds.

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But when she shot that family and moved into their home,

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The paper read she suffered from dementia.