NOFX – Slut Hut (Guitar)

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Welcome to our penthouse apartment

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Condemned by the building department

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The decor was procured by the police

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Our lighting provided by the neighbors

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This place gives me an awful feeling

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I hear a rat in the wall squealing

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Is that a tampon hanging from the ceiling? (That's mine.)

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I think I might be safer on the street

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There's a library, a guest room, and a wet bar

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A study, a foyer, and a garden

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If it's too small for you, we beg your pardon

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There's lots of room for you out on the street

                                F
Over here, you'll see my master bedroom

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If you like to bunk with me, I can make room

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It's where we fuck - and if you don't wanna listen,

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Come with us and hang out in the kitchen

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Don't worry - you won't catch gout or herpes

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cirrhosis, syphilis, or rabies

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Of course, there is chance you could be host to

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Ringworm, crabs, lice, and scabies

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Excuse me, can I use the bathroom?

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There's a bucket in the corner - piss in it

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We got baby wipes if you want a shower

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Go to Starbucks if you need to take shit

    F
How can (how can)

    C
You live (we live)

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Like rats (like rats)

     Am
In a cage? (whoa-ho-ho)

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Like rats, we don't give a shit!

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Thank you for the invitation

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Thank you for the hospitality

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This place is full of filth and immorality

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But for the night it's better than the street

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You think we're filthy and immoral - that's so sweet

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You're lucking to be hanging with the crusty punk elite