NOFX – S And M Airlines (Guitar)

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tthe chords with * are single strum chords [Instrumental] A C G E x 12 [Verse]
A                            C
I went to the airport, but I missed my flight

  G                      D
I had to get out of this town tonight

        A                    C
Then a lady in black caught my attention

  G                            D         A C D E
I couldn't figure out what was her intention
[Verse]
    A                               C
She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight

          G                      D
She could get me a seat and the price was right

     A                            C
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance

   G                   D            A C F
I had no idea what was in store for me
[Chorus]
A              C            F
I'll never fly S&M airlines again
[Bridge] A A A C x2 A C x2 A C D E [Verse]
    A                            C
She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat

     G                                      D
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet

    A                                  C
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged

    G                              D              A C D E
One things for sure I'll never fly S&M airlines again
[Verse]
    A                            C
The stewardess in leather came walking down the isle

     G                             D
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile

    A                      C
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes

     G                          D            A C F
Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs
[Chorus]
A              C            F
I'll never fly S&M airlines again
[Bridge] A A A C x2 A C x6 A C D E [Verse]
    A                               C
Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick

 G                             D
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick

      A                         C
So I followed her commands, my aim was to please

   G                           D     A C D E
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees
[Verse]
    A                            C
The plane finally landed by the end of the night

  G                       D
I had to get off of this torture flight

  A                                 C
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip

    G                              D              A C F
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip.
[Chorus]
A              C            F     A
I'll never fly S&M airlines again S&M airlines

A              C            F     A
I'll never fly S&M airlines again S&M airlines

A              C            F     A
I'll never fly S&M airlines again S&M airlines

A              C            F     A
I'll never fly S&M airlines again S&M airlines
[Outro] A C D E x4 A* D* C* A*