NOFX – Oxy Moronic (Guitar)
Key
-
Versions
(2)
Guitar Tab
Guitar
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1.0x
Chords
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[Verse 1]
A I've been called an OxyMoron G Because I question which drugs our war's on D A Why are there more drug stores than liquor stores you can score on A The healers have become the harmers G They're just pharmaceutical farmers D What we used to call dealers A We now call doctors A E I might be a CD Cynic F#m D Cause that crack house is now a clinic A E It's time they change the name of the oath to D A The hypocritic or the parasitic
[Verse 2]
A It isn't Adderalltruistic G D By overprescribing A How can we fight them in a Suboxone ring A I'll throw a Prozacuzation G With a Subketamining D They'll say my fears are Quaaludacris A They should be Ativanishing A E With every Demeroltercation F#m D They'll have a good Xanaxplanation A You're just Cialistrated E D Cause we made your dick deflated
[Chorus 1]
A It's OxyMoronic A It's OxyMoronic
[Verse 3]
A It should be doctors getting busted G For their Klonopinions we trusted D We're not the sinners, they're the ones A That served us the Vicodinners A E I don't want to be an alarmist F#m D But in that harmacy there's a harmacist A E D And those scripts are making us Paximple minded pacifists
[Chorus 2]
A It's OxyMoronic G It's OxyMoronic D It's OxyMoronic A It's OxyMoronic
[Bridge]
F#m Don't think that I AmBien crazy D The medical industrial complex A Keeps us Viagravated and hard to come E Because of Percosex F#m How can we Hydrocondone D Their blatant misconduct A They don't care for patients D E They care about pushing product
[Verse 4]
A Are you OxyMoronic G For wanting your daily chronic D And making your mom's house hydroponic A You're OxyMoronic A I've been called an OxyMoron G For getting my metaphor on D Linoleum is a Flooron A I'm an OxyMoron
[Verse 5]
A It's time to be alarmed G We're not being healed, we're being harmed D Our country's being factory farmed A It's OxyMoronic A It's time to sound the alarma G We can't put our faith in karma D We got a common enemy A And they're called Big Pharma
[Chorus 3]
A And it's OxyMoronic G And it's OxyMoronic D It's all OxyMoronic A It's all OxyMoronic