NOFX – New Boobs (Guitar)

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Something is lacking, I'm not attracting

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My boobs are not as big as I want them to be

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I want thirty six D

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I'm not receiving enough affection Gonna get me a silicon injection

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And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams

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My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man

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What I need is cosmetic surgery

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Be the best I can be

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Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

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Who needs to diet when liposuction

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Is painless and quick, local anesthetic

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Now my body is a model, A flawless perfection

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I most certainly will cause an erection

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Wherever I go, but I still don't know

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The reason I can't find a mate Guys I meet ejaculate

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Then leave through the door,

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I can't take anymore