NOFX – My Vagina (Guitar)

--- NB: originale è in A, ma farla anche in G ---

A    F#m    E               D
My vagina has two sets of lips

A     F#m       D             E
But I don't get monthly blood drips

A  F#m    E           D    A F#m E D
My vagina hardly even used

A    F#m        E             D
My vagina's got lots of extra skin

A            F#m        D          E
They took my outtie and made it an in

A        F#m          E    D    A F#m E D
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Bm        E
Operation, sex-cessful

A
But now I gotta pee

F#m
Through a miniature hole

Bm            E
Gotta remember to put the seat down

A
And when I wipe my ass

F#m
I go from front to back

Bm                   E
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

A    F#m        E             D
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans

A            F#m        D          E
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans

A        F#m          E    D    A F#m E D
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Bm       E
Operation paid up front

A
Now I show all my friends

F#m
My new designer cunt

Bm
They think I'm kinda weird

E
But that's OK with me

A
Cause now I kick their ass

F#m
Playing from the ladies tee

Bm                         E
There's nothing finer than having a vagina