NOFX – My Bro Cancervive Cancer (Guitar)

  C
I gotta spend the day at the record store

                                                     Am
'cause it’s the only place I can go to ignore what I got and listen to some punk rock

C                                                                             Am
I don’t have the cash for chemotherapy but I got enough for the HOFX colored EP, oh yeah

           C
I know one day I’ll meet Fatty and were gonna be bros

     Dm
if I show up to enough Fat Wreck Chords shows

      F
and I tell him that I’m dying

        E/G#
and I’m desperately trying

         Am              G
to see a dominatrix with reasonable rates

         F                        C                       F
should I fly to Sanctuary or just go to the Gates in East Oakland

              Am                G                  F
I said that’s kind of a random thing  to say yeah hey

   C
he said I’m Bret I don’t have very long there’s something very wrong

                                          Am
so I thought that you could maybe write a song about me, I said seriously?

    C
I’m uninsured and it’s unstoppable the doctor told me it’s inoperable

       Am
'cause my Go Fund Me page only raised fifty bucks

   F            G         E/G#     Am    G  F  Fm
oh no I think I gotta go

   C
he told me the cancer was in his brain

                                             Am
so I invite him over to do some cocaine with me, 'cause he never tried drugs before

  C
I offered him a line then he said he’s not sure

  Dm                                               F
I said didn’t you just tell  me that there isn’t a cure

   E/G#
so why not try

     F           G                    Am
some ecstasy and coke if you’re gonna croak?

     F       G               C
some DMT and K will make you feel okay

             F                         Fm                       C
just for one night you might feel like everything is gonna be alright

F
  then he texted me every day

G
  until I finally said okay

E/G#
  I’ll write a song about you being sick

    Am             G                   F
but like your life  it’s gonna end too quick