NOFX – Monosyllabic Girl (Guitar)

C            Em             Am F
  I take her down to the aquarium,

            C   G F G
she says "Shark"

C            Em           Am F
  I take her to the planetarium,

           C    G F G
she says "Dark"

C                    Am
  I take her to the seaside

           F                  Ab
where she likes to spin and twirl

           C         Em         F         Ab
You know she says "Sure" and "Cool" and "Yeah"

          F      G     C  G F G   C G F G
She's my Monosyllabic girl

C            Em         Am   F
  I take her to the university,

           C   G F G
she says "Huh"

C             Em         Am   F
  I take her to our anniversary,

          C   G F G
she says "One"

C                    Am
  I take her to the jewelry store

         F                    Ab
I said "Diamonds", she said "Pearl"

    C    Em        F       Ab
Oh, everyone knows I'm in love with a

 F      G     C
Monosyllabic girl

         C    Em        F       Ab
You know everyone knows I'm in love

        F      G     C   
with a Monosyllabic girl