NOFX – Liza And Louise (Guitar)

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Liza's had enough of men, she says, she won't get burned again

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She says, they don't know how to fuck   Her last boyfriend,

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Shmuck, shared with her a nice disease   Kept her passive, on her knees

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'Til one day she took his car and drove into the city

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Liza had put down a few when she met this girl named Lou

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Who convinced her to go home with her  She said, "My name's Louise

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Now will you take your clothes off please?  I want to take you to the

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moon and back   So get on your back."

                    A
With a flick of the tongue

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She made her scream

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She made her laugh            She made her dance

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She was happy for the first time   And you know she wanted more

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Now with her legs spread wider, she needed to have Louise inside her

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She said, "I'll never forget the first time you kissed me, now I want you to fist me

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Louise didn't need a second invitation

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She knew just what to do   She knew just what to do

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Liza had cum a few times before but she had never even seen the door

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Into the world of pleasures of the flesh  She felt just like sixteen

                              B
And her life before now was a dream       Or even a nightmare that's

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over and done   Just like warm healing rays

                 A
Shining from the sun

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She made her scream

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She made her laugh, She made her dance

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She was happy for the first time   And you know she wanted more

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You know she wanted more

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You know she wanted more