NOFX – Linoleum (Ukulele)

C                                   Em
Possesions never meant anything to me

             Am
I'm not crazy

                G                 F        G
Well that's not true, I've got a bed, and a guitar

      C                               Em
And a dog named Bob who pisses on my floor

                         Am
That's right, I've got a floor

    G       F         G
So what, so what, so what?

     C                     Em
I've got pockets full of kleenex and lint and holes

      Am          G           F
Where everything important to me

               G                 C
Just seems to fall right down my leg

                Em
And on to the floor

Am          G             F
My closest friend linoleum

G        C
Linoleum

 Em                  Am                    F
Supports my head, gives me something to believe

C                                       Em
That's me on the beachside combing the sand

                  Am
Metal meter in my hand

                          F
Sporting a pocket full of change

C                                               Em
That's me on the street with a violin under my chin

               Am                  F
Playing with a grin, singing gibberish

C                             Em
That's me on the back of the bus

                 Am
That's me in the cell

                      F
That's me inside your head

                      C          Em           Am       F
That's me inside your hhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeaaaaaaadddddd

                          C  Em Am F
That's me inside your head