NOFX – Linewleum (Guitar)

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Band: NOFX Album: The Single Album Song: Linewleum Tab: LoDennis Date: 27.01.2021 [Intro] A5 G#5 A5 B5 B5 A5 G#5 A5 A5 G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 E5 A5 G#5 A5 B5 B5 A5 G#5 E5 A5 G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 Em E C#5 Caug C#m B A B E5 [Verse 1]

             E                                 G#
intellectual property never meant anything to me

                     A                             E
so I'm not crazy for trying to pimp out a classic song

   E                             C#m
at twenty-five years old  it's a humane thing to do

     A                                       B
even though you know we know you think it's wrong

E D#aug(no3) but after seven hundred covers and eighteen hundred shows D6(no3) A and because it's a song that columbians love to hum

   A                          B
we voted to pull the plug and euthanize "Linoleum"

[Bridge 1] E5 G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 D5 A5 E5 G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 E5 E5 G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 D5 A5 E5 G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 E5 E5 G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 D5 A5

E5  G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 E5  N.C
        I  think I  was born into this world to  piss  people off

E5 G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 D5 A5 E5 G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 E5 [Interlude 1]

       E                              G#
so I'm doing what no smart band ever would

    C#m             B                 A                 B          E5
I'm taking our one wellknown song and tryin' to make it   not very good

[Verse 2]

  E                               G#
linoleum never meant anything to me

             A                                 E
I never even wrote a chorus just verses and a bridge

          E                          C#m
it's like bulldozing a bowling alley for a used record store

     A                              B
decomposing your best song is sacrilege

              E
but when most hopeless bands play it wrong

D#aug(no3) and it's in Le Tigre’s best song D6(no3) A and it was the last song that Tony ever played

     A                            B
it's time to put linoleum out to stud and make sure that it gets laid

[Solo] E5 G#5 A5 B5 B5 A5 G#5 E5 E5 G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 D5 A5 E5 G#5 A5 B5 B5 A5 G#5 E5 E5 G#5 A5 B5 A5 G#5 D5 A5 [Verse 3] E5 D#aug(no3) that's me and I got a new kitchen floor D6(no3) but I still sleep with a close friend

                              A
the leather trunk next to my bed

E5 D#aug(no3) that's me on the street and I'm walking with my kid D6(no3) when she told me she knows everything I did

                              A
because she just finished our book

N.C "Dad..." [Outro]

         E                                G#
what the fuck? what the hell? why did she feel the need to tell me

          A                                E
that she knows her dad is more than kinda weird

E5
    she knows that I do drugs

D#aug(no3) she knows that I'm kinky

         C#m             B            A                   B                 E5
but what keeps me up at night is that her and her friends know that I drink pee