NOFX – Is It Too Soon If Time Is Relative (Guitar)
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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
A I don't feel like movin' A I don't feel like talkin' D A D A I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking today A I barely feel like rollin' A There's no way I'm rockin' D A D A I'm feelin' a little Stephen Hawking, hey hey hey
[Chorus]
E When I saw him on TV F#m I thought he looked crazy D A Then my friend, John, told me that he's just really lazy E F#m D So lazy he could only write A Brief History of Time E A He maybe smart but to me he's just a creepy narcoleptic mime
[Verse 2]
A I wanna be like Stephen A So I'm gonna walk uneven D And havin' a little trouble breathin' A D A Hеy, hey, hey A I'm gonna live by gravitational law A I'm gonna try to drink a cheesеburger through a straw D And make my hand look more like a lobster claw A D A Hey, hey, hey
[Chorus]
E F#m But bein' Stephen must be kind of a drag D A It looks like even his teeth are startin' to sag E F#m I thought he had a tail he was tryin' to wag D But then I learned the tail was a tube E A 'Cause he's so lazy that he poops in a colostomy bag
[Outro]
D B/D# Oh Stephen, oh Stephen A E/G# F#m You give me somethin' to believe in Bm E Don't wanna hear 'em, don't wanna see 'em D E A I think he might have melted in a wax museum D B/D# Oh Stephen, oh Stephen A E/G# F#m Are you a robot posin' as a human bein'? Bm E Oh Stephen, oh Stephen D E A You used to give us all a super creepy feelin'