NOFX – Im A Rat (Guitar)

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I'm a rat in a trap, And I'm happy about that

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Because everyone believes that I was caught

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Now they feel so good about themselves

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'Cause they like to watch me suffer

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Until they found it in their hearts to help me out

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So I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior

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I blamed it on my addiction to cheese

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Now everybody likes me and thinks I'm rehabilitated

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And I finally get to do what the fuck I please

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I'm a rat, And I don't wanna hear your sermon, I am a vermin

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And I'm always gonna gnaw on things

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I know will aggravate you

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I'm a rat acting like a good doer

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'Til I go back to my sewer And ingest my chosen poisons

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I'm a rat

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I'm a rat

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I'm a rat

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I'm a rat

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And I put myself in that trap'Cause I'm a

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rat who will race your human races I don't want the pole position

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I won't live on competition

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I'm a rat who figured out how to win

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Without anybody losing

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Or at least not ever knowing they were beaten

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'Cause I'm a rat

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I'm a rat

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I'm a rat

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And I put myself in that trap

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And I'm happy about that