NOFX – Fuck Euphemism (Guitar)
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Chords
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
Am C I walked into The Eagle and someone called me cis D E Am I said I'm not a cis, I'm a sissy, should I call you Mister or Miss? C G I said, "I'm actually a transves-", but before I got to "-tite" Am C D Am The place erupted into my first gender pronoun bar fight
[Interlude]
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[Verse 2]
Am C D Am They said I was a Ross crossdress for less wannabe queer Am C G D I said my gender isn't fluid, but that's how I like my beer F G They thought I was just posing or on a publicity stunt Am C D Am Until I did a line off Scarlett's hundred thousand dollar cunt Am C D Am She paid a hundred thousand clams for a single clam in front Am G G/F# Am A very pricey pussy paid for by the government
[Interlude]
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[Chorus]
Am C D C Am Then I said fuck euphemism, cis butt fuck my cis clit Am F G D Your hypocritical political correctness ain't legit G G/F# F I mean it, fuck euphemism, I say what I wanna say Am C D I love that LBGTQ will never include K
[Bridge]
F G 'Cause they say that unlike cis queers kinksters make a choice A/G# Am They're wrong, but yes, we choose which gag to take away our voice F C I identify as a grain of saltpeter panarchist G Am Or a poly rubber puppy switch brat slut Dharmasochist
[Chorus]
Am C D Am So I said fuck euphemism, your words are neophyte Am C D Am I'm a single, not a plural person, so call me per for the night Am G G/F# Am You're wrong if you hate me just 'cause I'm a word Smith and Wesson Am C D Am 'Cause I nicked this terminology from a Doris Lessing lesson
[Outro]
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