NOFX – Fuck Day Six (Guitar Acoustic)

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## Verdict: Don't Do Drugs! [Verse]
G                        Am
When I pissed a perfect rainbow

D                   G
And aced every drug screen

  Em                                  C
I needed help, so I called up this skinhead

                     B7
Lisa Brownley's old boyfriend
Noah Levine
   C
He had a place against the stream

             D
And he is a punk from Santa Cruz

  G
A Buddhist with a Jewish name

    Em
How could I ever lose?

      C                             D
He'd give me a bro rate at a triple A-A-A discount

     D
If I checked into his mansion

     D
And paid the right amount

C                       D                  G
Getting clean in seven days sounded pretty good

                 Em
In a gentrified hipster neighborhood

     C                             D
They told me my addiction wouldn't be too hard to fix

     B7                                 Em
What they didn't tell me was about day six
[Chorus]
         Am
Fuck day six

         Em
Fuck day six

         Am
Fuck day six
[Verse 2]
     G
The guy who searched through all my things

     Am
Was the producer Jim Goodwin

     D                                       G
I giggled 'cause he missed my two milligram strip of Suboxone

     Em
He said this isn't funny big Mike

        C
This is serious detox

              B7
I said, "I'm laughing 'cause your hand was inside one of my jerk off socks"

    C                             D
My semi-private room smelled like rubbing alcohol

    G                               Em
So I wore a leather blindfold and a latex camisole

         C
Two days later when I woke up

       D
I was in such a good mood
'Cause I was three days clean And on Tuesday nights they served Mexican food
        C                                D
I never tried to quit drugs or hang out with Buddha before

          G                                  Em
But after four or five days I had no urge to score

          C
I thought I kicked ass on the narcotics

            B7                        Em
But then I woke up as a toilet on day six
[Chorus]
         Am
Fuck day six

         Em
Fuck day six

         Am
Fuck day six

         Em
Fuck day six

         Am
Fuck day six

         Em
Fuck day six
Day six can suck my dicks