NOFX – Dead Beat Mom (Guitar)

                   C                   B
She's a dead beat mom, a one woman pogrom

             F                         C
A tri-polar paradigm, a lunatika time bomb

                      G                            Am
When everything is alright, she makes everything wrong

                 F
Living only to spite and spit napalm

                   C
She's a dead beat mom

                   B
She's a dead beat mom

                   F
She's a dead beat mom

                   C                   B
She's a dead beat mom,  storm without a calm

         F                            C
VPA and lithium is what she should be on

              G                      C
An emotional vacuum, a good vibe tampon

             F
She got her degree in poisonous pedagogy

               C
Taught by her mom

          Am              F
Someone stop her before she destroys

      C            D
The childhoods of my two boys

    F               C
My sons mean everything to me

   Dm              Am
So I pray for some agency

    F
To tell her that she's wrong

                   C                 B
But the dead beat mom isn't able to hack it

                Am                   G#
She needs to be in a Prada straight jacket

                 C                   B
A padded rubber room is where she belong

                   Am                       G#
It's the perfect place for, maybe add some mace for

               C                 B
The dead beat mom, she's my Vietnam

       F            C
I got PTSD and an STD

                G
Is everything okay?

                   Am
No everything is wrong

             F
Last week I saw her humming this song

                   C
She's a dead beat mom

                   B
She's a dead beat mom

                   F
She's a dead beat mom

                   C
She's a dead beat mom