NOFX – Darby Crashing Your Party (Guitar)

F#m                                        D
 Banned from the bar and barred from the club

                                            A
Then clubbed by the cops for copping some drugs

                                        E
Then drug down the street by his self-abuse

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A candy-man hanging from a self-tied nooseance in public with panties and bra, he's

 A                      E
Not like the Beaver of Harriet and Ozzys

       F#m                D
He's the bastard son of the Colonel Kurtz

   A                      E
Lucille Ball-buster, crystal m-Ethel Mertz

F#m
 I wasn't born this way, I was raised

D                                             A
 Not by wolves but by Jews I was guilted and hazed

                                         E
A middle class clown waging lower class war

                                     F#m
A Beverly hillbilly peeled off the floor

                                       D
The erratic irreverent reverend that wreaks

                                 A
Havoc and wreckage whenever he speaks

                                          E
I'm not the first, I'm your last second shot

                                       F#m
A film about grave robbing without a plot

            D                  A
Throwing a party? I'll darby crash it

            E                          F#m
My Captain Sensibilities tells me to smash it

           D                         A
I am the shit smeared in your pillowcase

             E                      F#m
I'm not the texting, I'm the upper case

                                                        D
Ranting and cursing, he sings in the third person and then

      A                                        E
I'll catch myself and start singing about me again

   F#m
Because of your harelip I shaved your mustache

      D
Your Donner party has just been darby crashed

A
I'm anti-Christ, the unoriginal sin

     E
The ten months of relevant Johnny Rotten

F#m        D                     A
 I am the victim in victimless crimes

              E                    F#m
Painting the town red between the lines

             D                        A
Losing is delightful when you always win

              E                  F#m    A5
That's why I push my chips GG Allin