NOFX – Creeping Out Sara (Ukulele)

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I was backstage at a festival in Germany

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talking to a cute fair skinned brunette

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I asked her if she wanted to have a beer and if she liked 

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our set 

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I noticed that her hair was longer in the back

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I figure that's cuz she's Canadian

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That's why I was surprised when she told me she was fully 

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Lesbian

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That's when I realized it was Sara,

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or maybe it was Tegan

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I'm pretty sure that it was Sara

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Cause Johnny Sampson said she was the cooler one

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I told her I was a big fan of her band

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She asked me if I had a favorite song

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I admitted that I'd never actually heard them, but I like 

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k.d. lang

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I told her this Jew knows about the Juno's

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And how they got robbed three times in a row

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And then I asked her if she knew of anyone who was selling 

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pills or blow

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That's when I creeped out Sara 

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or maybe I just pissed her off

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When I asked her if her sister and her had ever had a 

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threesome?

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Where they both ganged up one girl

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, a forgy or a fivesome?

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Do they think strap-ons are groovy, and had they ever seen 

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the movie

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Bound and did they like Jennifer Tilly, 

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did they like Jennifer Tilly?

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Sara said she preferred Gina Gershon, Angelina Jolie

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In the Gia movie

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 that was on HBO

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And  These Walls Could Talk made Tegan cry a lot

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After that I forgot what she said

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That's the problem with Diazepam,

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so many things I don't remember

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But I've got a sinking feeling, it's not that I'm a 

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clairvoyant

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But I think that I creeped out Sara, 

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I was creeping out on Sara

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I hope it wasn't Tegan, 

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cuz Matt Skiba said she is the 

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cooler one