NOFX – Cool And Unusual Punishment (Guitar)

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Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake

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The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place

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For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store

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Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

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Do not pass go, do not get bail

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Go directly to Osaka Jail

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Where you get locked or drunk under the table

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For just under ten thousand yen

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You can visit hell and come back again

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For the process of hurting and healing

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Cake and candle wax dessert

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It's not fun 'til someone gets hurt

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Who's the next to get hung from the ceiling

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So if you want rewards and consequence

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They got the cool and unusual punishments

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Get on your knees for Japanese instruction

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Rope and cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns

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This is pure assisted self-destruction

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Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up

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One bad deed surely deserves another

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Bruised from bamboo caning

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Coming home try explaining this to your significant other

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Good fucking luck…