NOFX – Clams Have Feelings Too (Guitar)

A
Birds are dumb cause small bird brains

C#m                 D       E
But so are kids and old people

A                C#m       F#m
Some birds talk, most others sing

D                                Dm
I don't see you eating a talking bird

A
Pigs smell bad, they roll in poo

C#m                D     E
But so do kids and elderly

A                      C#m            F#m
I don't see you chop off an old man's feet

D                          Dm
Put 'em in a mason jar and pickle them

 F#                      D 
No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too

  A              A/G#
Actually they don't have central

F#m
nervousness

 F#                     D
No Manhattan style, clams have the right to smile

 A                 A/G#
Come to think about it they don't have a

D
face

B                                                         
They have no face, no place for ears

      G#m                E       F#
There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears

   B               D#m         G#m
No spinal chord, they must get bored

  E                        Em     E
Might as well just put 'em out of misery

B                  D#m            
I don't believe it's selfish 

   G#m              E
to eat defenseless shellfish

B                    D#m                E
No chowder for you, clams have feelings too

B                  G#m  D#m
It could happen to you, clams have feelings

E
too

 B               D#m   G#m
I don't think they do, clams have feelings

E
too