NOFX – California Drought (Ukulele Acoustic)

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I once heard a song about it never rains in Southern California

          D                                   Em
I once saw a band play at the Farm sober, I hadn’t had a drink

         G
Like cleaning gums or huggin’ bums

         C
Or doin’ something that you know’s good for ya

         D
Those times are tedious and tenuous

                     Em
And hopefully much shorter than a blink

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I’m so easy to deciphe, I could rationalize for life

     C            D                            Em
But from all the strife I caused, I gotta go without

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Taking codones is insane, I don’t wanna kill I want more pain

      C                D                G
So like the California drought, I’m dryin’ out

        G                                    C
I got the one job that it’s frowned upon if you’re not a user

        D                                        Em
The bands that are all sober are the ones playing the Warped and county fairs

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I’ll go to a meeting and get called a loser

        D                                      Em
Then I get invited to a party from a bro who works at Bayer

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He’s got the shit from 1910, bottled H that’s genuine

 C                D
I just wanna see what all the hype’s about

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I just gotta try it once, but I say no cuz I got 3 months?

         C                D              G
And like the California drought, I’m dryin’ out

       C            G        Am             Em
I’m a jest pilot in jux, to positions in a crux

        C                 D                  B     Em
I’m not in fashion I’m in flux, so they all doubt