NOFX – Blasphemy The Victimless Crime (Guitar)

              G                  Bb
I'll throw a pie in the face of piety

              F                  C
I'll torch a Torah right off a bridge

  G                   F
I am a reverend of irreverence

        E6                C
I'm a shill for any sacrilege

         G                      Bb
I understand that a faith and a deity

          C                          G
Help the masses who are having hard times

      G                   Bb
But blasphemy like prostitution

      F                  G
Are clearly victimless crimes

        G           Bb
Blasphemy, blasphe-you

         F                 C
Jesus Christ the blackest Jew

         G           Bb
Blasphe-you, blasphemy

      F          C
Poisonous pedagogy

       G                  Bb
I'm an unbeliever, I'm a heretic

            F                    C
I'm gonna projectile puke off a pew

        G                 F
I'm a trouble making immature imp

           E6                        C
I'm gonna turn your other cheek for you

         G                               Bb
I understand we all need something to believe in

     C                         G
I believe I’ll never be given wings and

     G                              Bb
I'm sorry if it’s up there cause I didn't

         F                          G
Think a song was gonna hurt its feelings

        G                Bb
Blasphemy, speaking deadpan

                 F                     C
Apparently this god has got a master plan

               G             Bb
Now they call foul, pure heresy

                  F                       C
But you gotta wonder, does he have a plan B?

 D#               A#     F                    C
Horus similar to Mithra, Attis analogous to Krishna

 D#                          A#
Jesus, different name same story

             D
All based on ancient Egyptian allegory

      G                    F#6
My position hasn't been occulted

        F                  E6
It can never be more overstated

      G                     F#6
My intelligence has been insulted

       F                      E6
So my tongue lashes out in defence

     G                         Bb
Anything that is your holy or sacred

           C                    G
I'm gonna desecrate and use in jest

            G                        Bb
But you’ll never hear a crack about Mohammed

               F                      G
Cause I don’t wanna get shot in the chest

        G              Bb
Blasphemy, isn't this fun

          F            C
Rob a rabbi, bugger a nun

        G             Bb
Blasphemy, want some more?

        F                 C
Mother Mary, the virgin whore