NOFX – Best God In Show (Guitar)

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G              Bm      C           Am
I've no consideration, zero mutual respect

G                Em           C                D
For billions who suffer from, rational thought neglect

G                     Bm        C                    Am
I don't wanna waste a sentence, I don't want a conversation

G                   Em       C                  D
That's gonna end in disdain, disbelief and aggravation

C                        D             G
And I find it's getting harder to hang out

C                     D            Em
With grown adults who actually believe

C                  D
In Santa Claus and Noah’s Ark

G                         Em
and that their god is the best

C               D           G
My distaste has turned into detest

G                  Bm  C                 Am
Who would read a 2000   year old medical journal

G                  Em          C                D
Techniques for bloodletting,    advice on Trichinosis

G              Bm              C                   Am
Would you navigate the globe    with a map of a flat earth

G           Em       C                          D
Without DNA testing,   would you believe virgin birth

      C                 D              G
And I find it's getting painful to put up

     C                D        Em
With grown adults who actually believe

   C            D
In Unicorns and Creation,

    G                      Em
and God always takes their side

                C       D             G
That's when my innocent jabbing turns snide

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Thank God for the Grammy,   thank God for the touchdown

G                     Em  C              D
Thank God for blowing up    the enemy's sacred ground

G             Bm             C                        Am
So how am I supposed to take   anything you say seriously?

G                   Em            C                   D
When you've swapped free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny

         C          D              G
And it's getting agonizing to hang out

     C                D          Em
With grown adults who actually believe

C             D
Mythology and history

      G           Em
trump physics and science

   C            D              G
My aversion has turned to abhorrence