NOFX – Alcopollack (Guitar)

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How does the drunkest person on the bus

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Wake up and manage to take such good care of us?

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An honorable man that's impossible to hate

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Even though his laugh to joke ratio is about one in eight

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What is it about him?

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What sets him apart?

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How does such a tiny person have such a big heart?

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He only sometimes drops the ball

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Like the six times he told the bus to leave

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When one of us was at a petrol station

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Shitting in a bathroom stall

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That's David Pollack

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Alcoholic

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Real dedication

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To inebriation

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My friend David

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Master of Kung-Fu

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We're all singing this song just to say thank you

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And one day we're gonna get you back

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He's not a giant man

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But he represents some giant voices

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But sometimes Alcopollack doesn't make the greatest choices

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He might excel in tours and food

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But he lacks something in tact

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He told Dexter that his band sucks

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And he called Matt Freeman fat

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He pissed off Graffin and insulted Tré Cool's first wife and fiancée

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That's how he lost Bad Religion, The Offspring

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Rancid, Pennywise, the Mad Caddies, Rise Against

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That's Alcopollack

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Philanthro-folic

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Grappa all nighter

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Bar fight inciter

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My friend David

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For all your dedication

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This song is for you

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To show all our appreciation

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But why do you always have to be on vacation?