NOFX – 72 Hookers (Ukulele)

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[Intro] G x2 G D G C D C G G D Em C D C G G D G C D C G x2 then: G D G C D C G x2 [Verse 1]
G
They don't hate us

          D
they just hate their lives

    Am
And desperate people

C
learn to despise

    G
The suicidal's

      G7
don't want to coup

           Am
They don't want to blow

        C
up they just

    (hold)       G D Am C G
want their 7
[Chorus 1]
G
7 virgins can

D
never stop a war

      Am
But a hundred
thousand hookers
    C
can beat the Marine Corps

    G
In stopping hatred

    G7
fighting will cease

     Am
When everyone is
getting blow jobs
C
That's when we'll

C(hold)            G    D Am C G
finally have world peace
[Verse 2]
    G
How many million men have

     D
been killed in foreign wars

   Am
We need to reinstate the

        C
draft enlist a million whores

      G
Start with the sororities

         G7
and then all the spring breaks

Am
Ship the girls gone

          C
wild to Afghanistan
C(Hold) They'll gladly blow the
 G            Am
sheiks These holy wars aren't

              Bm  C
holy it's not the military complex

G                          Em
Terrorists are 1 year old kids
C(hold) Cm(hold) who were promised Jihad sex Bridge: Silence
G
Maybe if they could

G7
see a woman's face

     Am
They might not get
onto that plane
Cm
With a bomb in
G their suitcase
G
7 virgins can

D
never stop a war

      Am
But a hundred
thousand hookers
    C
can beat the Marine Corps

    G
In stopping violence

    G7
fighting will cease

     Am
When everyone is
getting blow jobs
C
That's when we'll

C(hold)            G    D Am C Cm G G(hold)
finally have world peace