Ninja Sex Party – Zombie Handjob (Ukulele)

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[Intro] N.C. Folks, as you know Ninja Brian and I love to support up-and-coming artists Well, we've really found someone special And we're excited to present his debut song Please welcome Whackula, the masturbating vampire Thank you Danny Today I'm going to sing my new hit Halloween single "Zombie Handjob", It's based on, shall we say, personal experience

Wo-ho-ho-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Oh my god

[Verse 1]

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I was walking through the graveyard when I tripped and fell

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And I heard some rumblings from the depths of hell

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A hand shot up through the stonеs and the sticks

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But it wasn't looking for brains, it was looking for dicks

[Chorus]

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       It was a zombie handjob

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       A decomposing hand stroking my wood

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        It was a zombiе handjob (It was a zombie handjob)

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        And it felt scary good

[Verse 2]

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I heard some chains go clink and clank

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As I lay there enjoying my eerie wank

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I was now surrounded by a spooky throng

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Of the stroking undead that were thirsty for schlong

[Chorus]

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       It was a zombie handjob

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       The spirits rubbed out a gruesome wad

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        It was a zombiе handjob (It was a zombie handjob)

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        And they were pumpkin my rod

[Bridge]

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Oh, looks like it's time for me to play my organ solo

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And also this instrument

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    Oh yes

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   Mmm, oh that's nice, blblblblb

[Verse 3]

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I gave thanks to the ghouls for their impressive dexterity

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As I watched them shuffle off in my post-nut clarity

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'Twas a sight most bizarre, most unearthly, most sick

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The parade of the damned that had drained my whole dick

[Bridge] N.C. Oh look, the moon's coming out

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Speaking of coming

[Chorus]

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       It was a zombie handjob (It was a zombie handjob)

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       A weiner massage that had me moaning with fear, oh

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       It was a zombie handjob (It was a zombie handjob)

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       And I, Count Whackula, will see you next year

[Outro]
N.C.
Fappy Halloween
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