Ninja Sex Party – Why I Cry (Guitar)

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Chords

Note: You can use the transpose buttons on the left to drop these chords down to -1 semitone which gives you a much simpler set of chords. These are the chords in the original recording, though. [VERSE 1] N.C. Lady, I
                             Gb  Gb/Bb Ab
Have been told that you only date nice guys

                                Gb Gb/Bb Ab
Well, if that's how you judge a lover's worth

              Db       Gb
Your ass just hit pay dirt

        Gb                                Ab
I'm the most sensitive man on God's green earth

         Gb       Db
Here's a rose bouquet

                            Gb   Gb/Bb Ab
I also baked you some fresh creme brûlée

                            Gb Gb/Bb Ab
Now mount this stallion and we shall ride

           Db     Gb
While also flying kites

         Gb                                 Ab
And make love inside a rainbow through the night
[CHORUS 1]
                    Gb Ab Db Gb
Then after sex I'll cry

Gb Ab Db
Cry

                         Gb Ab Db Gb
And also before sex I'll cry

Gb Ab Db
Cry
[BRIDGE] Bbm Ab Ebm Gb Ab
Bbm    Ab    Gb Bbm Ab
(Girl, you know how I feel about you. It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient
paleontologist…'cause I want to date you badly) [VERSE 2]
        Gb        Db
Watch a film with me

                       Gb Gb/Bb Ab
I love boring romantic co_me____dies

                            Gb   Gb/Bb Ab
Hop in my carriage, this is like your  dream

    Db        Gb
Any movie we see

         Gb                                   Ab
Can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed

         Gb     Db
Now it's almost dawn

                       Gb Gb/Bb Ab
I can communicate with newborn  fawns

                               Gb Gb/Bb Ab
Now they'll perform an ancient forest   dance

               Db        Gb
That will melt off your pants

     Gb                             Ab
Take my junk by the hand, this is romance!
[CHORUS 2]
                    Gb Ab Db          Gb
And during sex I'll cry____ (thinking about sex makes me)

Gb Ab Db
Cry__(Even when I use a sextant I)

Gb Ab Db Gb
Cry______ (They measure angles)

Gb Ab Db
Cry
Bbm Ab Ebm Gb Ab Bbm Ab Gb Bbm Ab Bbm Ab Ebm Gb Ab
Bbm
(Sorry, was that too sensitive for you? Don't worry about me, I'll be fine. I'll just be over here thinking
about a duckling riding on the back of a puppy. Also the duckling is wearing a tiny cowboy hat -- slightly tilted.)