Ninja Sex Party – Unicorn Wizard (Guitar)

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Sometimes I wish I was even more awesome than I already am.

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What would my life be like if I turned that shit up to eleven (out of a possible five)?

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Ninja Brian, hand me my cloak. And my staff. And my horn. And that thermos of soup.

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I'm hungry but also thirsty, and you can kind of like eat and drink soup at the same time. Let's go!

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Riding straight out of your imagination

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Using my magic to fight against crime

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Destroying evil with powers most awesome

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Protecting the weak almost all of the time.

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But not on Sundays... Game of Thrones is on!

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Now is the time for a man of conviction

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The world needs a hero, and I am that guy

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Look! Who is that masked man?

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That's Ninja Brian, but shut up about him. Let's focus on me, because...

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I am the Unicorn Wizard

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Riding for justice on a comet of stars

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With the help of my sidekick Princess Handjob

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I'm more awesome and smarter than I already are

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I am the Unicorn Wizard

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My spells are amazing, and my reflexes quick

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My horn is my strength and my strength is my power

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And my power is my horn and my horn is my dick.

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My life is a party, the guests are supermodels

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Operation: I Rule is a total success

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Each day I invent a new form of karate

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That changes the way that Japan views the West

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Now's that's progress! Do itashi mashite! (ど 致し まして)

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Then we retire to the Chamber of Passion

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And bathe in pool of strawberries and cream

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The strawberries rub and exfoliate gently

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The cream travels places you can't even dream

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Ugh, I think I just dreamed it.

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How was it? Amazing?

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You mean Ugh...stounding? Ha, yeah you do.

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I am the Unicorn Wizard

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Just like Danny Sexbang, I'm handsome and strong

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With the help of my hellhounds Tinkles and Gary

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We punish the wicked then break into song

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I am the Unicorn Wizard

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A superhero for the entire human race

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My wand casts a spell that will unlock the door

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And the wand is my junk and the door is your face