Ninja Sex Party – Thunder And Lightning (Guitar)

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[Verse 1]
Dm
When I was just a young man

      Dm
I was wandering in the rain

    F
Got struck by lightning in the junk

     C
Fell to the ground in pain

         Dm
But when I woke the next morning

  Dm
I witnessed something odd

   F
My nuts were supercharged

             C
With glowing power from the gods
[Chorus]
C
They were

Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!

F                   G           Gm
Globes of massive strength and size

Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!

F                    G          Gm
Power spheres from beyond the skies

Bb                     C
Orbs of might, made of radiant light

Bb           C
Thunder! And Lightning!
[Verse 2]
Dm
I now had a new calling

      Dm
I was destined to fight crime

   F
No man could escape the justice

         C
My meaty clackers could provide

     Dm
So I bought them a little unitard

    Dm
And found them a tiny cape

     F
Then ran to the the city’s toughest gang

    C
And screamed “There’s no escape!”
[Chorus]
C
From the wrath of

Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!

F                        G       Gm
Jewels that fell from an angel’s crown

Dm
Thunder! and Lightning!

F                    G         Gm
Rounded junk that’ll take you down

Bb                  C
Stones of war, tiny hammers of Thor

Bb           C
Thunder! And Lightning!
Dm D F C Eb [Bridge]
D
One with the power to electrify,

Ab                       Gm
One with the strength to smash...

F
First you hear that rumble, baby,

    Ab               Gm F
And then you see the flash!

   D
My loins are filled like darkened clouds,

Ab            Gm
Evil has no chance

F
All shall tremble before the storm

     Ab            Gm F
That gathers in my pants
[Interlude]
Dm
Turns out being struck by lighting

        F
Doesn’t give you any powers

     Gm
They caved my head in with a pipe

     F
And beat me for several hours

       Dm
But as I lay there half-conscious

        F
With my nuts exposed to air

  Gm
I looked up to the blackened sky

      F                Gm
And said an ancient prayer:
N.C. Lord, if you’re there, N.C. please infuse my nuts with the power of a thousand suns. N.C. [THUNDER CRACKLES] N.C. Holy shit, you’re real?! [Chorus] N.C. Let there be
Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!

F                    Gm
Acorns shot from the tree of life

Dm
Thunder! And Lightning!

     F                     Gm
High voltage nugs lighting up the night

Bb                  C
Mighty balls gifted from Odin’s halls

Bb           C
Thunder! And Lightning!
Dm [Outro] N.C. Suck ‘em! Dm