Ninja Sex Party – The Decision Part 2 Ten Years Later (Guitar)

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Difficulty: Novice No Capo Needed Album: The Prophecy By Ninja Sex Party https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrYmVA1jXNw
    C Minor             Eb Major          Bb Major          F Major         Db Major          Ab Major
e|-------3--------|---------6-------|-------1--------|--------1--------|-------4---------|------4---------|
B|-------4--------|---------8-------|-------3--------|--------1--------|-------5---------|------4---------|
G|-------5--------|---------8-------|-------3--------|--------2--------|-------5---------|------5---------|
D|-------5--------|---------8-------|-------1--------|--------3--------|-------5---------|------6---------|
A|-------3--------|---------6-------|-------1--------|--------3--------|-------4---------|------6---------|
E|-------3--------|---------6-------|-------1--------|--------1--------|-------4---------|------4---------|
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Intro] Cm Eb Bb F Cm Eb Bb F [Verse 1]
       Cm                       Eb
You're probably thinking to yourself

Bb                      F
It's been ten years, so where and how

   Cm             Eb
Is Ninja Sex Party now?

          Bb                               F
Well, we're still freakin awesome and we're back at your house!

Cm              Eb
Once we came to see

        Bb                    F
Who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me

Cm                        Eb
Now's your second chance, congrats in advance

Bb                           F
We're all grown up and ready for romance
[Chorus]
    Ab                    Eb
Now maybe we can help you out

       Bb                    F
'Cause Brian and I are still single somehow

  Ab
We've been on tour

           Eb          F
Now we're so fucking mature
Brian!
    Ab            Eb
The sexual arousening

    Bb                F
You richly deserve is what we can bring

   Ab
But before we begin

       Eb                   F       G
Let me tell you where we've be------een
[Verse 2]
      Cm          Eb
We've had so many adventures

          Bb                 F
I've made meaningful love to furniture

      Cm                 Eb
We've been on road trips round the world

      Bb                     F
I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls

     Cm              Eb
FYI, I learned why I cry

           Bb                  F
There were unicorn wizards and samurai

Cm
Dick, dick, balls

Eb
Heed my boner's calls

 Bb                             F
Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all
[Chorus]
    Ab                  Eb
Now here we are at your door

      Bb                       F
After laser-filled fights with dinosaurs

       Ab
Got my dragon lance

    Eb                   F
But I still just want to dance

        Ab       Eb
Went to 69       69

             Bb                       F
Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside

       Ab
In our party of three

          Eb                F          G
We're the nut lords of your dre--------ams
N.C. Wow N.C. In the ten years since we last saw each other, we've grown so much N.C. As people, as musicians, and also as people N.C. Oh, and since you're probably wondering N.C. Here's a short list I compiled of everybody in the world who does not have a crippling STD
            Fm
Number one, Ninja Brian
Oh sorry, wrong list ["Finale"]
                Db
Brian's got an STD

Ab               Eb        Fm
Brian's got an STD       (Yeah yeah yeah)

     Db
An STD

Ab               Eb        Fm
Brian's got an STD     (Wow yeah!)

     Db
An STD
(And I don't get it)
                Db          Fm
Brian's got an STD
(He probably shouldn't, He's never even had real sex with a woman)
     Db
An STD
(And when we kiss)
Ab               Eb        Fm
Brian's got an STD
(Brian will be pissed)
     Db
An STD
(He'll have to die alone with his micro-penis) [Outro] Db Ab Eb Fm