Ninja Sex Party – The Decision (Guitar)

       Cm                       Eb
You're probably thinking to yourself

Bb                       F
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We know

                    Bb            F
But thank you anyway

Cm                    Eb      
You're having trouble deciding

Bb                      F
Which one of us to have sex with

                Cm          Eb
That's natural

                     Bb           F
But nice of you to say

     Cm                   Eb
Well maybe I can help you out

         Bb                    F
Clear up all of your confusing doubts

       Cm                 
Do you want sex with a ninja

Eb                     Bb       F
Or sex with a guy like me

    Cm                           Eb
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)

    Bb                         F
And although he is mysterious (Brian)

Cm                         Eb                      Bb
Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan

       F
And is Jewish

C
One other thing...

Fm               Eb            Db
Everyone in the band has an STD

           C
Except for me

Fm                   Eb
By the process of elimination

                 Db
You can make determinations

                       C
On who just that might be

          Fm
It's Brian

    Eb
Brian has an STD