Ninja Sex Party – Smooth Talkin (Guitar)
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[Intro]
N.C.
SPOKEN: You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover, you also have to be
a smooth talker. Well, of course I know how to talk to women! Give me a delicious groove, this is what I tell
them.
[Verse 1]
Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Girl, I'm gonna take my flang-diddly out and slam it in your flump (That's right) Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Then, without a sound, I'll run my tongue all up and down your whole sp'kunk (You like that?)
[Verse 2]
Em7 A7 Then, I'll flip you 'round and lay you down Em7 Em7 And rub my gank up on your shmears (all over your shmears) Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Your pliver will start to quiver when I grab your stanky nootputs by the fleers
[Chorus 1]
D7 C7 D7 Oh! Open your heart and give me a taste of your flarmp C7 D7 I'm gonna lightly stroke your fflendal 'til you twarf C7 Then I will gently flick your turfles, baby e|--------------0-|--2---3---4---5-|2-------2-------| B|----------1-3---|----------------|0-------0-------| G|2---0-1-2-------|----------------|2-------2-------| D|--2-----------2-|--4---5---6---7-|0-------1-------| A|----------------|----------------|2-------2-------| E|----------------|----------------|x-------x-------| . . . . N.C. Bm7 B7 'Til you scream "Oh my God, I'm gonna quambely so hard!" Em7 A7 Em7 A7 SPOKEN: Damn, that's some smooth talking! Plenty more where that came from, UNH!
[Solo 1]
Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Now it's - oh, horns, sorry... Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Here we go baby
[Solo 2]
Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Now it's- Oh wow, a guitar solo too, alright...
Em7 A7 Em7 A7
[Verse 3]
Em7 A7 Em7 A7 Now it's time for me to take my tiddlybits and mash 'em 'til they gub (Oh yeah!) Em7 A7 Em7 A7 I've got two nasty doodads and they're begging for one moment with your shnub (Yea, yea!)
[Chorus 2]
D7 C7 D7 My sackity pack is the figgeta-figgeta-fack and it's on the attack, lookin' to mack back in your coo C7 D7 We're gonna mate 'til we're drained like two hot shmazins and I please you with my shmoo C7 (Woo-hoo!) Dinner is served and looks my vagoink is the main... e|--------------0-|--2---3---4---5-|2-------2-------| B|----------1-3---|----------------|0-------0-------| G|2---0-1-2-------|----------------|2-------2-------| D|--2-----------2-|--4---5---6---7-|0-------1-------| A|----------------|----------------|2-------2-------| E|----------------|----------------|x-------x-------| . . . . . N.C. Bm7 B7 dish. So sit down and gobble my spünt or leave if you wish... e|0---------------|----------------| B|--3---0---------|----------------| G|----------3---2-|--0-0---0-------| D|----------------|------2---2-0---| A|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------| . . . .
N.C.
to not have a nice taste of my flappy squish.
[Outro]
N.C.
SPOKEN: Let her go, Ninja Brian, she's probably just... going to think about it. Well, if you need me, I'll be
in my chambers... schnubbing my own gank! (wailing)
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