Ninja Sex Party – Road Trip (Guitar)

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[VERSE]
G                                
  I met a girl a few weeks ago 

           G
  She's so smart and beautiful

A      
  When she's around I feel my heart beat 

              C                 D
  Down in the very depths of my soul

             G
  So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags

              G
  We're going on a cross-country trip

                 A
  'Cause if this girl and I go on one more date

                C                  D
  We'll start a meaningful relationship
N.C. FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!! [CHORUS]
C               G
  Let’s hit the road

    D      Em       C        G      
  I was so close to personal growth 

         D             Em
  So California here I come

C         G     D         Em
  I wanna bone across the nation 

F              C              D
  Let's bust a load of summer fun!
[VERSE]
           G
  I porked most of New York 

               G
  I banged 'em silly in Philly

            G
  I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more

               A
  I slapped my groin on Des Moines

                 A
  And dropped my phallus in Dallas

             C                   D
  We’re only halfway through day four

                      G
  I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC

           G
  Bust coconuts on Miami

           G
  I shot puree on Santa Fe

              A
  I gave some penix to Phoenix

              A
  And my nuts rattled Seattle

               C            D
  So hard they felt it in L.A.
N.C. TAKE THAT! YEAH!!! [CHORUS]
C             G      D   Em
  Now here we are in California

C                 G
  These girls are hot

            D               Em
  And Brian bought us a new yacht 

  Em                       C
  He killed the previous owner

                  G          D    Em
  Let's raise the sail for a gonadventure

F            C                D
  This boner quest has just begun!
[VERSE]
C            G
  I left 'em smitten in Britain

              D                           Em
  And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina

C                 G
  Then things got beejy in Fiji

          D                              Em
  I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin' with Sweden 

C                   G
  New Zealand got a blast of my semen

             D                                   Em
  I did some butt stuff with Russians until they got a concussion

  G          C
  I Banged-ladesh!

              D
  Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, 'cause
[CHORUS]
C                G
  I've conquered Earth

        D       Em 
  It is time to move on!

C              G
  Let's take a rocket

            D         Em
  Find some hot alien sluts

  Em             C 
  Set phasers to thrust

              G
  No time for spacesuits

       D       Em
  I am way too horny!

F                 C
  Let's show this galaxy what's - HAUKKKKKKKKK