Ninja Sex Party – Rhinoceratops Vs Superpuma (Guitar Intro Tab)

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[Intro] Cm Bb

Cm
Oh hey, did I ever tell you about the time

                       Bb                                Cm
That Ninja Brian and I saved the world from super monsters?

                                   Bb
Yeah, that's a thing that happened

                    Cm
So please, pay attention

                       G
I'm talking to you, Doug. Jesus

[Verse 1]

         Cm
It's the middle of the day but darkness falls on the city

It's the shadow of a giant cybernetic death kitty

           G#
And on the other side of town something rages down the path

If you had a lisp you'd know it's kickin' theriouth ath

          Fm
Mortal enemies since the early days of yore

We're just collateral damage in their giant-ass war

     Gm
They rumble, battle, tussle, and then do a cocky strut

          G
They both know they're kicking Earth right in its planetary nuts

      Cm
Not a single human being can survive in the vicinity

It's kinda like Godzilla squared but also times infinity

G#
Me and Ninja Brian were just chillin' at our place

When we got a frantic call from the President of Space

         Fm
Saying, "You're the only hope to save billions of lives"

I said, "I'm making baked potatoes and I'm about to add the chives

       G
We can be there in an hour if we really, really try."

But we didn't, so they ate France, sorry if you died [Chorus]

  Cm
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma

D#
Giants from the sky with no sense of humor

Bb
Everyone's in danger from their massive-ass brawl

    F                                  G
One shat on Minneapolis, the other St. Paul

  Cm
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma

D#
I am pretty sure that they pissed on Cuba

Bb
I would be lucky if we live to see dawn

     F                                                   G
They killed a million people and they just stepped on my lawn

Cm
Fuck! I just had that re-sodded

That's gonna be like twenty-five dollars, at least Damn it [Verse 2] A couple hours later NSP hit the scene You know we could have been there sooner but we stopped for ice cream

                G#
"Where have you been?" screamed the president, "We're all under attack!"

"I had a craving for pistachio, get off my fucking back!"

     Fm
Brian busted out a keyboard and I grabbed my blue bass

Some guy said "What are you doing?" so we punched him in the face

     Gm                    G
Superpuma was a girl, Rhinoceratops a dude

We knew that all we had to do was get them in the booty mood

   Cm
We rocked so hard it put the monsters in a trance

And they lept up on each other in a frenzy of romance

        G#
I was immediately sorry that they weren't wearing pants

Now I can't forget the sight of Superpuma getting lanced

Fm
When the sex was over they took off into the sky

All the world screamed "NSP you are super-awesome guys"

      G
So we finished off the night with an amazing rock show

Then Brian stabbed a random guy while I got laid twice in a row [Chorus]

  Cm
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma

D#
Life on Earth survived, but it was kind of screwed up

Bb
Finally we’re safe, stupid Doug shouts "Hooray!"

   F                             Bb
Doug you suck but that's a story for another day

Cm
Rhinoceratops versus Superpuma

D#
I think there's a lesson here that needs reviewal

       Bb
Choose sex over murder even if you're from the stars

   F                           Bb
Or you might kill a planet and also scratch my car

Cm
   Son of a bitch! Aw...

I'm gonna have to lightly buff that out Also, that's definitely space rhino jizz on my porch