Ninja Sex Party – Peppermint Creams (Guitar)

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From the album "Attitude City" Fm 133111 C X32010 C# X46664 Eb X68886 Bb X13331 G# 466544 F# 244322 [Intro]
Fm             C                                       Fm                        C
Dear Princess, this is a message from the battlefront, from your trusted knight, Sir Daniel Sexbang
[Verse 1]
Fm     C#     Eb           Bb
I have ridden thousands of miles

Fm     C#           G#        Eb
I have survived the deadliest trials

Fm                  C#          Eb         Bb
I've fought through battles you can't even dream

      G#            Bb         C
For a taste of your peppermint creams
[Verse 2]
Fm        C#        Eb            Bb
Sword and steed are all that I've had

   Fm          C#   G#       Eb
To conquer the evil over the land

        Fm        C#           Eb           Bb
But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes

        G#              Bb         C
Was the thought of your peppermint creams
[Chorus]
C#                     G#
Oh! Talkin' about your boobies

C#             Eb              Fm 
The peppermint creams are your boobies

                  C#
Your boobalicious boobies

   G#
OH GOD!

F#                C#                   Bb           C
   GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME!!!!!!!
[Verse 3]
Fm          C#      Eb      Bb
Lost in the dark of eternal night

Fm         C#              G#        Eb
Failing my quest meant the end of my life

          Fm             C#      Eb        Bb
And when things were the worst I wanted to scream

       G#              Bb         C
Then I thought of your peppermint creams
[Verse 4]
Fm    C#        Eb          Bb
Now I kneel and pray to the gods

Fm            C#         G#        Eb
Amidst fallen cities and crumbling façades

       Fm    C#         Eb          Bb
That I shall return and make you my queen

    G#           Bb         C
And bask in your peppermint creams
[Chorus]
C#           
Also your butt!

G#                          C#                  Eb
The term peppermint creams, also refers to your sweet butt!

    Fm                   C#
Oh! Your ass cheeks from heaven!

G#
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

                      F#                 C#
Which do I like more? Your boobs or your butt?

                        Bb
GOD ABOVE don't make me choose!

                        C
I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE!!!!!
[Outro]
Fm                       G#
And with these last words

           C       Fm
I must now bid you adieu

Fm                 G#
You are my princess

           C           Fm
And I will always love you...r boobs. It's the boobs. I like the boobs more, I just realized.