Ninja Sex Party – Objects Of Desire (Guitar)

E  
Since I moved into your place,  

B  
one year ago today,  

C#m  
our relationship has deepened,  

A  
in a spiritual way.

E
As time swept gently forward,

B
And winter turned to spring,

C#m
I know you so much better,

A
because I fucked all your things.

E
I put my package in your mailbox,

B
made love to all your chairs,

C#m
dropped a load inside your washer,

A
Went down on all your stairs

E
I took your cabinets from the front end,

B
your sofa from behind,

C#m
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes,

A
and then we sixty-nined!

E
Thanks in advance

B               C#m
for not judging me, or

      A
this aspect of my soul.

E           B
When I dick-smash all

          C#m
of your belongings,

A                    E
is when I'm finally whole.

E            
I boned your

A 
couches and your telephone, and all your scented candles

          E
and your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle.

      C#m
I had sex with your whole kitchen, with no boundaries and no limits,

          B
and your lamp was looking so good, that you know I had to hit it.

     A
Your wallet and your toothbrush, and your jacket and your red hat.

        E
Are you mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that.

      C#m
Your carpet and your furniture, your windows and the curtains,

       B
and I licked your stamp collection.

E          B
I'm glad I got this 

        C#m
off my chest.

   A
My soul has taken flight.

E              B
Don't slam the door on your way out 

C#m
darling,

        A                  E
Because I'm slamming it tonight.